April 13, 2010

The Biggest Penises In The United States?

Condomania, "America's first condom store," has released its sales data, which gives a peek into the sizes of men's penises across the United States.

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Condomania, “America’s first condom store,” has released its sales data, which gives a peek into the sizes of men’s penises across the United States, and even globally.  Based on the sizes of custom-designed condoms, Condomania has compiled a list of the US cities and states with the biggest and smallest penises.

Condomania Sales Data

Condomania launched its line of custom-fitted condoms in 2004, including 76 different sizes depending on the girth and length of one’s penis.  In the last 6 years, they have sold these condoms to 27,000 men.  So, they have used these sales numbers to rank cities and states by the average penis sizes of their customers.

So, Where Are The Biggest Dicks In The United States?

  • Top Ranking State by Average Penis Size: New Hampshire
  • Lowest Ranking State by Average Penis Size: Wyoming
  • Top Ranking U.S. City by Average Penis Size: New Orleans
  • Second Highest Ranking City (just behind N.O.): Washington, D.C.
  • Lowest Ranking City by Average Penis Size: Dallas/Ft. Worth
  • Blue States vs Red States: Blue States’ Average Penis Size is Bigger!
  • Penises Come in a Wide Range of Sizes: The Smallest Penises are Less Than 3″ in Length and the Largest Penises are Longer Than 10″ in Length
  • Penis Sizes Chart Almost a Perfect Bell Curve: 25% of the Male Population is Under 5″ in Length, 50% are Between 5″ and 6″ in Length and 25% are Longer than 6″ in Length

And, here are the states’ ranks, with the top of the list representing the biggest average penis sizes and the bottom of the list representing the smallest average penis sizes.

1) New Hampshire, 2) Oregon, 3) New York, 4) Indiana, 5) Arizona, 6) Hawaii, 7) Louisiana, 8 ) Massachusetts, 9) Alabama, 10) Washington, 11) New Mexico, 12) California, 13) Arkansas, 14) Nevada, 15) Virginia, 16) Tennessee, 17) Illinois, 18) Oklahoma, 19) South Dakota, 20) Georgia, 21) Pennsylvania, 22) Mississippi, 23) Michigan, 24) Florida, 25) Rhode Island, 26) Kansas, 27) Maryland, 28) Minnesota, 29) Vermont, 30) Connecticut, 31) Wisconsin, 32) New Jersey, 33) North Dakota, 34) Idaho, 35) Texas, 36) Missouri, 37) Montana, 38) Ohio, 39) Nebraska, 40) Colorado, 41) Maine, 42) North Carolina, 43) Delaware, 44) South Carolina, 45) Kentucky, 46) West Virginia, 47) Alaska, 48) Iowa, 49) Utah, 50) Wyoming

Just For Fun

I would not be a good researcher if I did not caution our readers about how reliable these results are.  Keep in mind that these data are based on sales data, so we do not know much about their customers – how many of the 27,000 are repeat buyers (or did they account for that?), what is the age range of the men in these data, how truthful were the men being about the actual size of their penises?  Critical thinking aside, I admit that these are fun and interesting findings!

  • Kelly E McBride

    the info comes from their sized to fit condoms. So no reason to lie on this one

  • We did no accounting for repeat buyers nor age. We assume that the guys in question were actually truthful as these sizes are of actual purchase after using the Fit Kit. We assume that any individual buyer would not be purposefully buying sizes to big for themselves as their is no incentive for them to do so.

    In keeping with your caution though this is not a scientific survey and should be considered only as a curiosity.

  • Melinda

    OK… well this is rather interesting. So I live in a city that boasts larger than normal penis sizes. But since I have been married and only with one man for the past 27 years, I am ecstatic to find that the husband's unit (and by proxy, mine) is LARGER than average! WooHoo! I just wish he would put it in me (A LOT) more often. They always say it's the woman who loses interest…but not me… Same man for almost 28 years (waaaay more than 1/2 my life) but he's had his fill of me. I, however, have NOT had my fill of him. If we had sex once a week I would be ecstatic…but it is always me who instigates it and I think one year about 3 years back… I didn't instigate once… So guess how many times we had sex that year? ONCE! I would rather have him be the instigator, but maybe I should be popping champagne corks 'cuz when I DO get it, it's nearly twice as big as “average”. So maybe these statistics don't always tell the whole story.

    And I won't give my full name because I don't want men to take “pity” on me and start looking me up… because I'd rather be monogamous than anything else, even if it means that when we say good night I just look at him with lustful tears in my eyes and think….how can you sleep when I am right here and SO willing?